Friday, September 29, 2006

Jam It, Baby!

“Oh my! Do we only have just one guy in the class today?” The Bodyjam instructor drew a fleeting glance at me and move on to scan the rest of the turnout, dressed, this Friday evening, in an assortment of dance pants and tracksuits, tank tops and vests, and eager for some action.

And then I guess he caught sight of his own reflection in the mirror, and promptly corrected himself with a giggle, “Oh! I meant, just two.”

But the music was already starting to play, and soon we were so collectively drowned in the adrenaline rush of the super posy smooth moves of the latin track that genders and sexual preferences were as irrelevant as a pillow on the dance floor.

This is absolutely more heavenly than group sex in the dark room!

Monday, September 04, 2006

“啊"一声之后

星期日傍晚,任淫淫撇开泡沫派对里一堆堆纠缠不清的身躯,唉声叹气地独自闯进了隔壁的炮房区。

“今天怎么搞的,来来去去都是那几件猪扒,太没趣了嘛,”她将毛巾松了开再费心思地包好,让一丝丝撩人的发菜与洁白的股沟若隐若现。

炮房区里显得冷清得连冷气机的低哼声也清楚听到,可是一扇扇房门却是关锁着的,看来生意还是不错。

踮起了脚尖让耳朵紧贴着房门,任淫淫在狭窄的走廊绕了一圈,听到了一波波逼切的啃噬声,柔弱的呻吟声还有激情的热吻声,听得她心头痒痒地,恨不得发功将房门全都推倒,好让她一睹为快后,再参与其中。

这时右排第三间房有了特发事件,里面被干的那位好像配了麦克风似的,毫不掩饰地将狭窄空间里每一个高潮迭起的剧情播放出来与众姐妹们分享。一阵阵刺耳的撕裂叫声立时传偏每个角落,让冷清的炮房区再次春风荡漾。

“啊。。啊。。。啊!”最后的那一声来得特别销魂,看来离高潮不远了。

任淫淫越听就越痒,越痒就越心酸,越心酸就越愤怒。

“知道你找了头好牛为你效劳,可也没必要那么嚣张嘛!”她心想。

她念头一来,立即把嘴巴紧贴了在门缝上,准备出功反击。

“啊。。。”房里头又在喊道。

“啊!啊!!” 任淫淫不甘失弱,有样学样地开始叫了起来。加工后的叫声夸张得让人毛骨悚然。

“谁?!”房里的活动立刻停止。一阵冷风开始向外挎起,让炮房区的温度迅速猛跌。“何方妖怪!?竟那么大的担打扰本教主的好事!”

任淫淫脸色大变,没想到竟那么倒霉,今天第一次发功就惹上了教主。她站在微微震荡的房门前,一时不知所措。

在神功未爆发之前,任淫淫还是乖乖地跪了下来,满口歉意地说道,“哎呀!原来是教主您。小人任淫淫不知天高地厚,竟不小心打扰了大人,请大人别动怒,等一下我再跟您抓个三四打乳牛补回!”一口气说完就起身向炮房区门口溜去。

一枚绣花针穿过房门迅猛地射了出来,可任淫淫早就消失了。