“Haiya! Tell you don’t wear so tight already, don’t want to listen!”
His aggravated sauna kaki pushed his struggling clumpy hands away from his skin-tight shirt, and started painstakingly shifting the velvety material inch by inch up the multiple-folds of his colossal belly.
“Know how to put on, but don’t know how to remove meh!” The grumbling continued as I left.
Chubs and chubs-chasers of the world unite!