Sunday, August 27, 2006

我爱Kakiku!

东方教主打着对折一半的迷你毛巾,掀开了休息室的门帘,大摇大摆地在众姐妹们的下跪叩首下走了进来。

“哎哟!都那么齐人吗?”她屁股一扭,整个人像是突然被抽了脊椎似的倒了在房角的双人床单上,动弹不得。

任我含不禁大拍手掌叫好,“月头的人潮多,就连我们出了名大吃的教主也要被干得精疲力尽了!”

“我知道整间三温暖都是你的菜,但你也别拼了老命嘛!刚刚在人挤人的泡沫派对里被那乳牛猛干时还喊得那么大声!真的羞死人了!”在旁的任淫淫酸溜溜的语气,嫉妒多与关心地加了几句。

“你这坏东西,还敢在我眼前出现!我好不容易遇见了极品玩得起劲时,竟被你这臭丫头撞个整,坏了我的好事,”教主从床单弹起,向着任淫淫大展神威地使出葵花宝典里的绣花针,“我今天就要让你灰飞烟灭!看招!”


绝世神功一出,吓得任淫淫花容失色,被逼左闪右避,最后还是躲在了阿娣瘦长身躯的背后,久久不敢出来。

“别为了个臭男人伤了姐妹和气嘛!”丽霞与玲玲在旁说道,“教主等一下在走廊打个转不也随手抓个半打。”

“可别抓错了像刚刚在黑房打着种的那两只猪哦!”任我含接着说。

“你还好意识说!站在走廊拼命地逢人就叫了进去看那两只在"sixty nine"着的超级肉团,好像真的是收了人家的钱,被委托做了那马戏团表演的拉客?” 玲玲没好气地怨着。

“想起那一幕连晚餐也可省下了吧,” 丽霞盖住了嘴巴笑着说。


《Good evening! Welcome to Kakiku. The Special Function starting now. Please enjoy yourself. The Special Function has starting. Please enjoy yourself.》


广播系统让老板亲切的声音传偏了三温暖的每个角落。虽然语病多多,可明白就好。

东方教主第一时间跳了起来,松开了的迷你毛巾现了宝也没理地就冲冲往休息室门口走了去。任我含,任淫淫和阿娣也好像听到了天降使命似的,一扎眼就不见了人,只听到走廊不远处传来的嬉戏声,“哎!姐妹们,又是时候开工了!”


9 comments:

Chia said...

The Skin Night? Sounds like fun ;)

Kind regards from The Netherlands!

Anonymous said...

Although this is not your usual writing style, but definitely one of your best. Great adaptation from the "wu siak" tale.

Max

bravingkl said...

Harlow Chia! Yes it's so fun you might consider booking a flight to KL soon.:P

Thanks Max, rest assured that you have not seen the last of these extremely interesting characters yet. :)

Anonymous said...

i might be to awkward in asking this, but i really want to know the answer...

when you enter the dark room, where do you guys place your "only" towel??

thanks. :)

bravingkl said...

oh you're supposed to obligingly strip in front of the friendly staff at the entrance and hang your towel wherever. *blush*

Anonymous said...

ceh... i no stupid... hahaha!! and i don't think i want to embarass myself in public. :P

seriously, coz last time i went in the dark room, i seriously dunno where to place my towel... :P

canardbidon said...

hahaha... all this business of towels!... surely u need a towel 'at hand' to 'clean up' ? hehehe

i can't read the post, sniff

bravingkl said...

canardbidon, try one of those instant translators :P

cdgay said...

why in chinese, can't read