Saturday, November 03, 2007

The Fantastic Three

If you are tired of all the mindless and fruitless hunting games in saunas, or of the frusfratingly disappointing latest IRC/gay.com meetup who did not seem the least like the guy in his profile photo, or the piercing pain of rejection from a tired boyfriend, it's comforting to know that you can now take matters into your own hand, literally.

First, revisit the climatic pleasures afforded by the tight sensation of a male butt, now made from supersoft skinlike material for the most realistic touch. Behold the Butt banger:


Or if taking the pleasures of the world from your back is more of your line of business, then perhaps the 10" Ty Fox realistic cock would do you wonders:



Still, if you suddenly have a craving for the gentle suction of a hungry mouth ready to take every inch that you can cook up during the long drive home, the remote-controlled vacuum function Auto suck comes complete with a car-lighter plug and is ready at your service 24/7.



Time to give the sauna owners a run for their money?

7 comments:

David the Man said...

hahaha... that last pic I have not seen before... but does that look like a cunt or what? doesn't look like it at all!

By the way, you have been tagged to do a meme...

Anonymous said...

Hi,

Anyone read this?

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/11/6/nation/19385785&sec=nation


I wonder nowadays, where else is safe haven ...

Jon

savante said...

OMG! I love the Butt Banger. Gonna put it on my Christmas list for Santa.

David the Man said...

Hi Jon, yea, just read it... the news was yesterday's (6th Nov). Leo in One Stop at Jalan Burma kena this type of raid on the 3rd April '07... No more safe haven for PLUs in PG anymore... :(

Anonymous said...

Does this blogger have something against sauna owners? Gosh its so fucking tiring!!

David the Man said...

Nope... I am a frequent visitor there, truthfully speaking...

Athlene said...

mau donk ah....