Mr. A: Hi!
Braving: Harlow.
(Mr. A went all silent, as with all passive bottoms of the world, expecting you to pick up the conversation I suppose, which makes you wonder why they bother to say hi in the first place.)
Braving: OK, so how’s ur weekend?
Mr. A: Oh, I went to Sentul home.
Braving: Oh okies. Didn’t know you have a house in Sentul.
Mr. A: Oh no no, I went there with my friends for a show.
Braving: Hmm.. u meant to say you organized a show at your place?
Mr. A: No no no, I don’t stay there la. Haiye, this place in Sentul, just next to maper, how come you dunno one?
Braving: (Not wanting to pronounce an innocent soul guilty of misspelling a tree that he most probably has never seen in his life) Ah, you mean the Maple condo I believe. You watched a performance there? Where exactly is this place?
Mr. A: Haiyoh you really dunno hor. So big the signboard also you dunno? When you drive your car there, already at the entrance there got say ma so big the word – H O M E!
(A 30-sec silence ensued, as I struggled to catch my breath and recompose myself, from the stark realization of the place this guy was describing.)
Braving: Erm, darling, the name of the place is called KLPAC, not HOME. The four-letter word is YTL’s way of saying that they want you to call their properties in Sentul East/West just that when you’re here.
God have mercy on Malaysian gay men.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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For the love of God, who is this blonde? *cringe*
wakaakaaa... this is so funny, both of u :P
yerrr so blonde hor~
And he went there to see a show? Wouldn't the show be too deep for him?
Legolas that was the question of the evening for me too. *sweat*
omg... that was so funny...
OMZ. Our education system is failing?!
can't help it - most malaysian homosexuals are such philistines! no interest beyond topics listed in New Icon magazine. the chinese homosexuals would be hanging out among themselves, donning their slippers and new urban male-inspired looks, the malay homosexuals would be in a corner somewhere with their upturned ralph lauren polo tshirts talking about rich men and gucci, the indian homosexuals would be at home with their wives, wishing they could be out there as a free bird.
hahahahahahahaha...!!!! the funniest ever!!!
hahahahahah...
Innocent fella...
嘿，你的部落格不錯耶~~只是想跟您問聲好!!........................................
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa that was a good one. ;)
actually that's kinda cute in an earnest philistine sort of way. =P gotta give him A for effort !
anyway the shows at KLPac are not that deep what. kinda like desperate housewife or six feet material for the stage. they are quite palatably middle class IMHO.
yeah JK, exactly my thoughts . lol
haha..thats farny
omg ...Mr A, so innocent ya ....KLPAC also dun knw Orz
i laughed like hell...this is absolutely not common at all...
Hey there, just stumbled upon ur blog ;).
I understand how you feel hahaha. Pretty annoying and makes you roll ur eyes for every reply of his :P.
Oh well like you said, may the Lord have mercy on him.
He's trying his very best to draw a conclusion :)
i hope you continue on with your blog.
i need it =)
Hahahahaha, Bimbo moment for him alright
nice blog...
Haha.. Manglish. Nice! :P
Hmmm...nice one. Recently transferred my bff to Jakarta. Your blog is a replacement whenever i miss his companionship...Carry on writing, its damn funny!
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